Terms of Service

Last updated: 12 November 2026

These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your use of Fantasy Witch at https://fantasywitch.app (the "Service"), operated by the operator of Fantasy Witch ("we", "us"). By using the Service you agree to these Terms. If you do not agree, do not use it.

1. What the Service is

Fantasy Witch is a humor and entertainment tool. It generates jokes ("curses", "hexes", trash talk, projections-style numbers) about fantasy football lineups. Everything it produces is satire. None of it is a prediction, advice or a statement of fact. The "potency", "points drained" and "win odds" figures are invented for fun. Verdicts such as "the curse worked" are a lighthearted comparison of publicly reported scores and projections and are not guaranteed to be accurate.

2. Eligibility

You must be at least 13 years old (16 in the European Economic Area and the UK) to use the Service. If you are under the age of majority where you live, you need a parent or guardian's permission. The Service is not directed to children under 13.

3. Not gambling, betting or financial advice

Fantasy Witch does not offer gambling, wagering, paid contests or prizes, and nothing on it is betting, investment, financial or professional advice. Do not make wagers or financial decisions based on it.

4. Acceptable use

You agree not to:

use the Service to harass, bully, threaten, defame, impersonate or target anyone, or to share curses in a way intended to cause real distress (the jokes are meant for friendly rivals who are in on it);
enter or upload names, text or images that are unlawful, hateful, sexually explicit, infringing or that contain another person's private information;
scrape, crawl or bulk-download the Service, overload or probe it, bypass rate limits, or attempt to access data, accounts or systems you are not authorised to access;
reverse engineer the Service or use it to build a competing product, except as the law allows;
use automated means to create curses, hexes, signups or analytics events at scale;
misrepresent that a curse, card or verdict was produced or endorsed by Sleeper, ESPN, Yahoo, the NFL or any team or player.

We may block, limit or remove content, links or access at any time, with or without notice, to keep the Service safe and lawful.

5. Your content

You may provide usernames, league IDs, team and manager names, pasted lineups and screenshots ("Your Content"). You keep ownership of Your Content, and you give us a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free licence to use, store, reproduce and display it as needed to operate the Service, for example to generate a curse, show a share card, a shared link or a league board. You confirm that you have the right to provide it. Screenshots are read on your device and are not uploaded to our servers.

Shared links and cards can be opened by anyone who has the link and may show team names, manager display names and player names. Only share links you are comfortable making public.

6. Third-party services and trademarks

The Service reads publicly available data from third-party platforms such as Sleeper and ESPN. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by or sponsored by Sleeper, ESPN, Yahoo, the NFL, the NFL Players Association, any NFL team or any player. All names, logos and marks belong to their owners and are used only to identify the subjects of commentary and parody. Your use of those platforms is governed by their own terms. We may stop supporting any platform at any time, for example if it changes or restricts its data. See also our Disclaimer & Takedowns.

7. Intellectual property

The Service, its design, text, code and original jokes are owned by us or our licensors and are protected by law. You may share curse links and cards for personal, non-commercial purposes. You may not sell, sublicense or commercially exploit the Service or its content without our written permission.

8. Email and communications

If you join the waitlist you consent to receive emails about Fantasy Witch, including a weekly results email. Every email contains an unsubscribe link, and you can opt out at any time.

9. Availability, changes and termination

The Service is a free, best-effort product. It may be changed, suspended, rate-limited or discontinued at any time without notice or liability. We may suspend or end your access if you breach these Terms.

10. Disclaimer of warranties

THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE", WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, ACCURACY, AVAILABILITY AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. WE DO NOT WARRANT THAT THE SERVICE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, ERROR-FREE OR SECURE, OR THAT ANY CURSE OR VERDICT IS ACCURATE.

11. Limitation of liability

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, WE WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR FOR ANY LOSS OF PROFITS, DATA, GOODWILL, FANTASY LEAGUE RESULTS, FRIENDSHIPS OR BETS, ARISING FROM YOUR USE OF THE SERVICE. OUR TOTAL LIABILITY FOR ANY CLAIM RELATING TO THE SERVICE WILL NOT EXCEED USD $50. Some jurisdictions do not allow certain limitations, so parts of this section may not apply to you.

12. Indemnity

To the extent permitted by law, you agree to defend and indemnify us against claims, damages and expenses (including reasonable legal fees) arising from Your Content, your misuse of the Service, or your breach of these Terms.

13. Copyright and takedowns

If you believe content on the Service infringes your rights or you want a page removed, follow the process in our Disclaimer & Takedowns page.

14. Governing law and disputes

These Terms are governed by the laws of the jurisdiction in which the operator is based, without regard to conflict-of-law rules. Courts located there have exclusive jurisdiction, except that either party may seek urgent relief in any competent court. Mandatory consumer rights in your country of residence are not affected.

15. Changes

We may update these Terms. The "Last updated" date shows the latest version. Continuing to use the Service after a change means you accept it.

16. Contact

hello@fantasywitch.app