The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Eagles defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
87%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eagles, Eagles, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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- Saquon Barkley
- DeVonta Smith
- Makai Lemon
- Dallas Goedert
- Eli Stowers
- Dontayvion Wicks
- Jake Elliott
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.