The Snap Count Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Texans offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
80%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Texans's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.