The Sack Spiral Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stroud, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.