The Sack Spiral Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Nix is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Nix drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.