The Overthrow Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Every deep ball Goff throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Goff's stadium. Only over Goff.
- Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Goff's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.