The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Gibbs will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
90%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gibbs's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.