The Stuffed Run Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Walker III gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
81%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Walker III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.