The Snap Count Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Robinson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
85%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Robinson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.