The Shadow Coverage Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- London gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
82%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
London's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.