The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Chase will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
90%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Chase drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.