The Late Scratch Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Lamb was due a breakout.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Lamb is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
79%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Lamb's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.