The Hamstring Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“The QB looks at Lamb exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- The broadcast shows Lamb on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Lamb, Lamb, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
- Javonte Williams
FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.