The Mystery Tweak Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Ref: "Number Brown, that's a flag." Brown: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Brown will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brown's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.