The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Maye's stadium. Only over Maye.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Maye throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
85%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Maye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.