The Checkdown Hex of Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams · CHI · QB
“Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Williams drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.