The Phantom Holding Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Burden III does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
84%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Burden III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.