The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- The broadcast shows Olave on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- The QB looks at Olave exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
78%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Olave's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.