The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Nabers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nabers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.