The Checkdown Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes is already "Questionable" with that elbow. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mahomes will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
90%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mahomes's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.