The Sideline-Scold Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Lawrence four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Lawrence's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lawrence's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.