The Pick-Six Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“The broadcast shows Mahomes on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mahomes is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
79%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mahomes drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.