The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Mahomes will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Mahomes, Mahomes, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.