The Snap Count Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- A mysterious flag erases Mahomes's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Mahomes gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mahomes drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.