The Intentional Grounding Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Mahomes takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
85%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Mahomes scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.