The Overthrow Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Mahomes will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
72%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mahomes's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.