The Late Scratch Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Mahomes audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
85%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mahomes's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.