The Pick-Six Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Mahomes, the end zone is a rumor.
85%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mahomes's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.