The Sideline-Scold Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- The play clock hits zero on Mahomes four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Mahomes takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
73%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mahomes's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.