The Mystery Tweak Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
- Mahomes will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
92%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mahomes, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.