The Late Scratch Hex of TreVeyon Henderson
TreVeyon Henderson · NE · RB
“Henderson is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Henderson's week
- Henderson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Henderson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Henderson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse TreVeyon Henderson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If TreVeyon Henderson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing TreVeyon Henderson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.