The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
- Taylor will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Taylor, Taylor, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.