The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Williams is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Williams's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
- Josh Jacobs
FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.