The Garbage-Time Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“Ref: "Number McCaffrey, that's a flag." McCaffrey: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Coach says McCaffrey is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
84%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McCaffrey, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.