The Stuffed Run Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- McCaffrey's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCaffrey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.