The Phantom Flag Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- McCaffrey gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
73%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCaffrey's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.