The Stuffed Run Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- McCaffrey gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
McCaffrey scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.