The Fumble Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Williams's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.