The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Williams is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Williams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.