The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Williams gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
81%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Williams, Williams, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.