The Stuffed Run Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- The broadcast shows Williams on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Williams rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
90%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.