The Late Scratch Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ref: "Number Williams, that's a flag." Williams: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
79%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Williams, Williams, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.