The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Coach says Williams is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
82%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Williams, Williams, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Kyren Williams
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.