The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Nix gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
83%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Nix scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.