The Late Scratch Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nix's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.