The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Marks on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Marks, Marks, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.