The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Marks runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
89%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Marks drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.