The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- The broadcast shows Marks on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Marks, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.