The Mystery Tweak Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Marks finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Marks scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.