The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Marks gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
92%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Marks, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.